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This page features some of the many strange yet wonderful quotes members of the onderful quotes have made.

It is requested that each quote be italicized.

AstroMeow ()

  • "I'm going to be disappointed if that doesn't end up on the quotes page."
  • "I love you, Joey. No hetero, though."
  • "I'm sure that one day my charm will threaten the safety of the world. Or at least cause a few flash-floods, if you know what I mean."
  • "I'm too gay for that shit."
  • "Ugh, go away, Heterosexuality. You're never even supposed to be here."
  • "Hey, fuck you, Ceiling Fan."
  • " * AstroMeow exorcises Isa. * "
  • "Joey confirmed for hippie liberal scum."
  • "Hey, I'M a Froot Loop. I take offense to that."
  • "Shit, it's Canada Day? I forgot my universal healthcare!"
  • ""Be free, my wee potato!" ~ Some guy somewhere, 2015"
  • "I guess knowing what it's like to feel nothing makes it easier to feel everything. "
  • "Mental illnesses are like hot girls. I can't handle more than two at a time."
  • "Jamie Hyneman's mustache is my spirit animal."
  • "Thanks for nothing, Canada."
  • "That, my dear, is an abomination."
  • "We all love each other. Now let's do our duty and kill Barney."
  • "We finally get to euthanize someone? :D"
  • "Now that DIY heart surgery kit will come in handy."
  • "I got a candy cane that's about as long and girthy as your average dildo."
  • "At this point, I don't even care."
  • "I don't have anything against her, except maybe everything about her."

Badminina (Bad/Mr.Princess)

  • "tick tock. time is wasting."
  • "ISIS CREAM"
  • "Lag is tasty."
  • Oh~" "Oh~?" "Oh~!" and other variants
  • "That's what cheese head!"
  • "Hue is color."
  • "I'm obsessed with my Mii."
  • "My Mii is my waifu."
  • "I'm a unique little butterfly."
  • "I'm the princess. :^)"
  • "#ScarfAnti-Hero. I'm like a Scarf Hero, but edgier."  
  • "Every time someone says "bad", I think they're talking about me at first."
  • "Joobacca, call me by my real name one more time and I'll fucking destroy you"

Caulynn (Lynn/Mintlynn)

  • "I don't need a waifu, as long as I have my dinner!"
  • "Everything shall be corrupted by Bayonetta's legs"
  • "hella"
  • "I MUST STI=OP THE BLOOD LOSS BY DRINKING MY BLOOD"
  • "Human trafficking what the fuck?"
  • 'YOU'RE A KID, YOU'RE A SQUID, YOU'RE A KID, YOU'RE A SQUID! YOU'RE A FUCKING SQUID!" - As said in a Vocaroo
  • "this is no way to live"
  • "press f to pay respects"
  • "My gender is memes"
  • " His body was too ready, he didn't even get it in before his mushroom blasted one-ups"
  • "HERE, I'LL WEAR THE ZELDA COSTUME"
  • "FUCK TYPING HOLY SHIT"
  •  "Imagine Joey walking into a club and the ladies are like "Oh Joey wiggle your noodle arms for us" And he's all like "Naaahhh, I'm saving it for Sheepy""
  • "WH O THE FUCK BROUGHT THE BOOTLEG FIREWORKS, I NEED TO GIVE THEM A PAT ON THE BACK AND THEN FUCKING PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE"

Digit03 (That Person Who Should Never Be There But Is)

  • "hai"
  • "hue"
  • "k"
  • "lel"
  • "oicthatchatdied"

IsaChan98 (Isa/yandere-chan/isa-senpai)

  • "Hai durr."
  • "Knives are fun!"
  • "HUE."
  • "lllyyYYNNN"
  • "Brb, dying"
  • "MY SIDES"
  • "I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination - omg this"
  • "Only his faaaace? What about his body??"
  • "Moo."

JoeyTheN64Guy (JoeyTheNerdWiener )

Joey wiener noodle king
  • "Heyo"
  • "EY."
  • "Berk."
  • "Noice."
  • "Ain't no thang than a chicken wang."
  • "It's-a-jungo-aout-deyur!"
  • "Majority would implicate they like my opinion best. Therefore, if we go by numbers, your opinion is shit."
  • "Kinky Winky is my favorite teletubby."
  • "Ya bunch of whacko tacos."
  • "No Homo"
  • "* JoeyTheN64Guy is a gnat's shlong away from banning people.*"
  • "If you're not hard, you're not the Bard."
  • "Hey, people want dat pom... bread."
  • "Seriously though, this cold is fricken frakin' frokin' annoying."
  • "Isa think SammyClassicSonicFan is... cute? LMAO. His voice is so piercing. They can use that shit in the military."
  • "Jello eating tournament. No spoons. Face only. Final destination."
  • "(about the use of his noodley arms) To wiggle them and get all the ladies, Isa. Duh."
  • "Woah. Where do you people live? With the mutated mole people?"
  • "Okay, enough god damn Lintoocan Perk."
  • "My lvl 100 Rattatta named Benson will defeat you all."
  • "I AM YOU LIL HONKEY DONKEY."
  • "There's certainly something spooky going around here. AM ON A DEEP FREEZE DO-A DEEP FREEZE YEEEEAH. Deep freeze do-a deep freeze do-a I WUN A PEENEEST DO A BREAK IT DOWN. Y'KNOW WOT I SAYD? ~ Arin singing. Oh he likes to shimmy. He's a shimmeing fool. He's a shimmein' simmeon. (Arin: shakin' dat ass shaking dat ass) Oh he likes to shimmy. He's a shimmeing fool. He's a shimmein' simmeon. ~ Danny. "
  • "The Legend of Booty: A Link to the Hips. My journey has ended in a painful death. '^' "
  • "Come my insect friends. We shall rule the world together by crunching our legs together to make that weird ass sound."
  • "You will, trust me. Some people often lose themselves because they don't really know what they want yet."

Richard (Richard)

  • "Ford GT is my senpai. Donut steal."
  • "It's ogre 9000"
  • "Herro"
  • "HONDA S2000 CONFIRMED FOR NFS 2015! YES! YES! YES!"
  • "Crosses Fingers for the Ford GT in NFS 2015".
  • "GIVE ME STRENGTH! GIVE ME POWER! GIVE ME LOVE! GIVE ME MIGHT! GIVE ME FOOD! GIVE ME RESPECT! GIVE ME POWER! GIVE ME GREED! GIVE ME LUCK! GIVE ME YOUR SOUL! GIVE ME COMPASSION! GIVE ME GOLD! GIVE ME COURAGE! GIVE ME FEAR! GIVE ME JUSTICE! GIVE ME TALENT!"
  • "NFS 2015 is Midnight Club's and Need for Speed's secret Romance"
  • "AN NFS ANIME!? FUCKIN DIEEEEE *shot*"
  • "My definition of a Scarf Hero: a loyal, hard working, and kind person who's willing to take risks and be altruistic to others"

Sheepalicious McBigbutt (Sheepy)

Sheepy Grump
  • "Hips don't lie!"
  • ".3."
  • "Ore wa  ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo."
  • "Joey's gonna be a cop for the V. CONFIRMED."
  • "I was supposed to be making ramen. I chose to talk about bondage instead."
  • "Fish is delish."

ShinemanSpaghetti (Akaito/Keisuke)

  • "Too many waifus could ruin your laifu."
  • "I HAVE BECOME AKAITO, DESTROYER OF CHAT"
  • "Robots don't need grills."

Verbally Inescapable (Tales)

  • "Please don't ask me if I want to "Throw another shrimp on the barbie" because I will throw you on the barbie. (Right next to the prawns)'"
  • “(About the previous quote) I'm sure many Australians agree. There will be a festival and a bonfire. We’ll roast you over the bonfire using a little BBQ. Mmmmmmmmmmm, fried Yank. Tastes like freedom.”
  • “List of trash Tales is: Anime trash, cartoon trash, shipping trash, yaoi and yuri shipping trash, and just all-around trash”
  • “("What if lovers swapped bodies?") Imagine like Isa looking down his/her pants or Caulynn looking down his/her shirt and they're like "OOO Christmas came early"
  • "This is Narnia you uncultured swine"
  • "I THOUGHT MULTIS WERE TREES"
  • "This chat is more dead than JB's fanbase good god"
  • "Your 3DS is red, mine is blue, if you don't battle with me I'll hit you with a shoe."
  • "*whispers sweet nothings to Welcome to the Black Parade CD*"
  • "Love yourself for many reasons I'm too lazy to say. Be lazy."
  • "My ballroom dancing is krumping."
  • "Love is when you see you got three poptarts instead of two in a packet, that is love"
  • "I've been drinking cause... Pewds doesn't understand I love him. I'm just a little old shark, and he's a YouTuber. My name... is Shannon the Shark."
  • Verbally Inescapable aggressively eats gummi bears
  • "*puts on mask of the Queen* Hey gais, wanna pet my corgi~"
  • "I'd kiss the chat but I don't wanna molest my computer."

VeryAmused (VA)

  • "Lifes too short to give a fuck"
  • "8/8 Just enough water"
  • "Life is like a box of chocolates. I'm allergic to chocolate."
  • "I don't have that many quotes"
  • "THEY'RE A BAG OF DONGZ BRO"
  • "Nintendo making a good decision for miiverse is about as likely as finding a GameGear without a hundred scratches."
  • "Yo dog chill no worries m8. DJ Amuzle in dah houze gonna be all chill like and shizzle."