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This page features some of the many strange yet wonderful quotes members of the onderful quotes have made.

It is requested that each quote be italicized.

Ambruh (Amber/Ambu/Ambae)

  • "Nyeh."
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  • "You're hiding in a box? Ooooh, what kind of box is it? Is it a poptart box? Is there poptarts in there?"
  • "You didn't always exist, so why do you exist now?"
  • "Boi, I kan't wayte tu goh tu kanedah. Whu knu's wut cud be ayut dere? Ay may even see juan o' dem maed mankiys down bah teh laek with teh biavares."
  • "I sent my cat through a comment on miiverse. They haven't sent him back as of yet though.. Why are they hogging him?"
  • "I ship BrockXNurseJoy" (With all the Nurse Joys in pokemon?) "Yes, with all of the Nurse Joys."
  • "Neeeeeeeeeeeeeaaard. You're a neeeeeeeeeeeeeeard."
  • "Joey's Mr. Noodle from Elmo confirmed."
  • "I really want to stabby stab someone with my knifey knife-u."
  • "I'm going to go 'Isa-insane' on you if you don't stop it."

AstroMeow ()

  • "I'm going to be disappointed if that doesn't end up on the quotes page."
  • "I love you, Joey. No hetero, though."
  • "I'm sure that one day my charm will threaten the safety of the world. Or at least cause a few flash-floods, if you know what I mean."
  • "I'm too gay for that shit."
  • "Ugh, go away, Heterosexuality. You're never even supposed to be here."
  • "Hey, fuck you, Ceiling Fan."
  • " * AstroMeow exorcises Isa. * "
  • "Joey confirmed for hippie liberal scum."
  • "Hey, I'M a Froot Loop. I take offense to that."
  • "Shit, it's Canada Day? I forgot my universal healthcare!"
  • ""Be free, my wee potato!" ~ Some guy somewhere, 2015"
  • "I guess knowing what it's like to feel nothing makes it easier to feel everything. "
  • "Mental illnesses are like hot girls. I can't handle more than two at a time."
  • "Jamie Hyneman's mustache is my spirit animal."
  • "Thanks for nothing, Canada."
  • "That, my dear, is an abomination."
  • "We all love each other. Now let's do our duty and kill Barney."
  • "We finally get to euthanize someone? :D"
  • "Now that DIY heart surgery kit will come in handy."
  • "I got a candy cane that's about as long and girthy as your average dildo."
  • "At this point, I don't even care."
  • "I don't have anything against her, except maybe everything about her."

Badminina (Bad/Mr.Princess)

  • "tick tock. time is wasting."
  • "ISIS CREAM"
  • "Lag is tasty."
  • Oh~" "Oh~?" "Oh~!" and other variants
  • "That's what cheese head!"
  • "Hue is color."
  • "I'm obsessed with my Mii."
  • "My Mii is my waifu."
  • "I'm a unique little butterfly."
  • "I'm the princess. :^)"
  • "#ScarfAnti-Hero. I'm like a Scarf Hero, but edgier."  
  • "Every time someone says "bad", I think they're talking about me at first."
  • "Joobacca, call me by my real name one more time and I'll fucking destroy you"

Caulynn (Lynn/Mintlynn)

  • "I don't need a waifu, as long as I have my dinner!"
  • "Everything shall be corrupted by Bayonetta's legs"
  • "hella"
  • "I MUST STI=OP THE BLOOD LOSS BY DRINKING MY BLOOD"
  • "Human trafficking what the fuck?"
  • 'YOU'RE A KID, YOU'RE A SQUID, YOU'RE A KID, YOU'RE A SQUID! YOU'RE A FUCKING SQUID!" - As said in a Vocaroo
  • "this is no way to live"
  • "press f to pay respects"
  • "My gender is memes"
  • " His body was too ready, he didn't even get it in before his mushroom blasted one-ups"
  • "HERE, I'LL WEAR THE ZELDA COSTUME"
  • "FUCK TYPING HOLY SHIT"
  •  "Imagine Joey walking into a club and the ladies are like "Oh Joey wiggle your noodle arms for us" And he's all like "Naaahhh, I'm saving it for Sheepy""
  • "WH O THE FUCK BROUGHT THE BOOTLEG FIREWORKS, I NEED TO GIVE THEM A PAT ON THE BACK AND THEN FUCKING PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE"

Daf The Multi (Daffy Taffy)

DAF SPINNING
  • "Maybe we don't have gender confusion in Texas because we have cowBOYS and cowGIRLs." (Chain): "and COWS!"
  • "Daf-initely Not!"
  • "Sleep dang it, if you don't I'll call the hounds."
  • "WE'RE Scarf HeroES DAMN IT!"
  • "I just think we're missing the big picture."
  • "Die in a ditch, Danny Douchebag!"
  • "Oh boi Body Pillows of my favorite Scarf Heroes."
  • "He shoots Caulynns from his arm cannon..."
  • "Can I mention how large I made Joeys nose?"
  • "AND I WANTJEEPY TO HAPPEN BECAUSE JEEPY"
  • "AND JEEPY HAS BENSON'
  • COME ON TOMODACHI THINK OF BENSON"'
  • "I could kill a man with stuff I found laying around"
  • "From complete idiot to complete Mozart"
  • "Do you guys remember those bootleg fireworks? I brought those... //Punches you in the nose with a bass and a plan then runs all the way to Mexico//"
  • "#DONTSTEALMYIDEAPLEB"
  • * Daf The Multi parkour flips into a vat of awesome then surfs to the land of no regrets
  • "TFW you're a broken record"
  • "TFW you're a broken record"

Digit03 (That Person Who Should Never Be There But Is)

  • "hai"
  • "hue"
  • "k"
  • "lel"
  • "oicthatchatdied"

Haru (You're a wizard Hary!)

  • "So I joined a guild named Fairy Tail, whose guild master is Rin Okumura, to beat his doppelganger Rin in a swimming contest using spinning tops with poetry to get high grades in killing evil Yokai that threaten the old capital with Pokemon."
  • "Here lies my medium rare guts. Please, eat and enjoy."
  • "LIL NUGGET'S MAGICAL POOP OF LIFE."
  • "Lag Central Station, next train leaves for Slowboken."
  • "I call upon the spirit of Shia LaBeouf. Please, eat us all as a sacrifice to all humankind's survival from titans."
  • "Stupid Rotom don't wanna give a good time to the Ditto properly. >:T"

IsaChan98 (Isa/yandere-chan/isa-senpai)

  • "Hai durr."
  • "Knives are fun!"
  • "HUE."
  • "lllyyYYNNN"
  • "Brb, dying"
  • "MY SIDES"
  • "I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination - omg this"
  • "Only his faaaace? What about his body??"
  • "Moo."

JoeyTheN64Guy (JoeyTheNerdWiener )

Joey wiener noodle king
  • "Heyo"
  • "EY."
  • "Berk."
  • "Noice."
  • "Ain't no thang than a chicken wang."
  • "It's-a-jungo-aout-deyur!"
  • "Majority would implicate they like my opinion best. Therefore, if we go by numbers, your opinion is shit."
  • "Kinky Winky is my favorite teletubby."
  • "Ya bunch of whacko tacos."
  • "No Homo"
  • "* JoeyTheN64Guy is a gnat's shlong away from banning people.*"
  • "If you're not hard, you're not the Bard."
  • "Hey, people want dat pom... bread."
  • "Seriously though, this cold is fricken frakin' frokin' annoying."
  • "Isa think SammyClassicSonicFan is... cute? LMAO. His voice is so piercing. They can use that shit in the military."
  • "Jello eating tournament. No spoons. Face only. Final destination."
  • "(about the use of his noodley arms) To wiggle them and get all the ladies, Isa. Duh."
  • "Woah. Where do you people live? With the mutated mole people?"
  • "Okay, enough god damn Lintoocan Perk."
  • "My lvl 100 Rattatta named Benson will defeat you all."
  • "I AM YOU LIL HONKEY DONKEY."
  • "There's certainly something spooky going around here. AM ON A DEEP FREEZE DO-A DEEP FREEZE YEEEEAH. Deep freeze do-a deep freeze do-a I WUN A PEENEEST DO A BREAK IT DOWN. Y'KNOW WOT I SAYD? ~ Arin singing. Oh he likes to shimmy. He's a shimmeing fool. He's a shimmein' simmeon. (Arin: shakin' dat ass shaking dat ass) Oh he likes to shimmy. He's a shimmeing fool. He's a shimmein' simmeon. ~ Danny. "
  • "The Legend of Booty: A Link to the Hips. My journey has ended in a painful death. '^' "
  • "Come my insect friends. We shall rule the world together by crunching our legs together to make that weird ass sound."
  • "You will, trust me. Some people often lose themselves because they don't really know what they want yet."

JustChain (Chain)

  • "The only double d's i'll ever need are Death and Destruction"
  • "Wow Ok Rood."

MaxiGamer (Muxee/Poosie Destroyah/MooxeeGamer MilkU)

Stavenbot
  • "HAI!!! >w< "
  • "If the chat continues to die like that, it'll appear in the local newspaper's obituaries."
  • "The Hug Squad, ready for duty!"
  • "Search high and low for the white chocolate."
  • "YOU SHALL NOT SLAY!"
  • "WOAJERS!"
  • "If I were rich, I'd buy myself rare gems, draw faces on 'em and make them kiss. OTPs"
  • "Look at dem edgy Frenchies, with their accent n' shizz, Think they're cool giving "E" a cone hat? êêêêê"
  • "Moo-moo, motherfucker >v>"
  • "NYAGH!"
  • "Lions have tails right?" (STAVEN)
  • "I made the pingus font"
  • "I wish I had melons to put in my bra"

Okaminarutofan999 (Okami/Anohana/Yuri Fangirl)

MinekoGifByMaxi
  • "Calm yo nonexistent tits lil' man."
  • "Menma is Menbae~"
  • "Menma x Jintan OTP >w>"
  • "Let me jelly your belly and nooty your booty."
  • "ANOHANA IS BEST ANIME!!!" ~THIS IS A FACTUAL QUOTE!
  • "*Seductive neigh*"
  • "*Seductively screams into your ear*"
  • "1. slap dick on screen; 2. break screen; 3. PROFIT"
  • "Pingus"
  • "I'm gonna speccle your speccles."
  • "*Seductively pokes you*"
  • "*Seductiely stares at Maxi's butt*"
  • "DAMN MAXI, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE AYLMAO"
  • "DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR YURI"
  • "You're dumber than the 21 guy."
  • "Nekopara is literally just a book with interactive boobs."
  • "I'm gonna kick your dick so hard it's gonna come out of your mouth!"
  • "I'm gonna succkle your ducckle."
  • "I'm your personal dick destroyer."
  • "JUST SEEING THE BLUE COLORS OF SKYPE MAKES ME WANT TO SLAP THE DEVELOPERS. IT'S SO OFFENSIVE TO THE "I'M BLUE" SONG. I CAN SUE THEM FOR COPYRIGHT!"
  • "*Seductive glomp*"
  • "You're as slow as Internet Explorer!"
  • "Drunk Okami, out."
  • "It's so HD that it's like sex for your eyes."
  • Me: I have a gun. Maxi: I don't think you do. Me: Yes I do. I made it. Maxi: What's it made of? Me: Your ass when I destroy it.
  • Me: My next goal is to have sex with someone. Maxi: Ooooo, how about me? Me: No. I'd rather have sex with my Pikachu pillow.
  • "Drunk Okami says boo."

Pastel Dreamer Kay (Kay/Key)

Little-Galaxy-Dragon-Key
Dem Roses Thou
The True Kay
  • "You know you're in Ireland when you find potatoes in the sea!"
  • "This is literally Team Rocket On Steroids. What next? Are they going to steal our scarves?"
  • "When I found out potatoes weren't native to Ireland, I realized, that what all us Irishmen lived for, has been a lie. Time to write a Irish-Punk song"
  • "My official mating call is ; ' KAGEHINAAAAAAAA IS BAE. ' and now I wait."
  • " The human eye can only see 30 shades of grey; WHERE ARE THE OTHER 20 I WAS PROMISED."
  • " Mmmmmmmmmmboi. "
  • "Haaaai! Wazzup."
  • "Top of the Morning to you- Yes very sterotypical."
  • "Imagine how relaxing it would be in a black hole. Filled with darkness. I'm sure I'll get a goodnight sleep there."
  • " *Falls into Hell and See's Hitler and Trump, Elmo and Osama Bin Ladin having a teaparty.* *Slowly walks away.*"
  • "How many ribs do I have to break for this to work"

Richard (Richard)

  • "Ford GT is my senpai. Donut steal."
  • "It's ogre 9000"
  • "Herro"
  • "HONDA S2000 CONFIRMED FOR NFS 2015! YES! YES! YES!"
  • "Crosses Fingers for the Ford GT in NFS 2015".
  • "GIVE ME STRENGTH! GIVE ME POWER! GIVE ME LOVE! GIVE ME MIGHT! GIVE ME FOOD! GIVE ME RESPECT! GIVE ME POWER! GIVE ME GREED! GIVE ME LUCK! GIVE ME YOUR SOUL! GIVE ME COMPASSION! GIVE ME GOLD! GIVE ME COURAGE! GIVE ME FEAR! GIVE ME JUSTICE! GIVE ME TALENT!"
  • "NFS 2015 is Midnight Club's and Need for Speed's secret Romance"
  • "AN NFS ANIME!? FUCKIN DIEEEEE *shot*"
  • "My definition of a Scarf Hero: a loyal, hard working, and kind person who's willing to take risks and be altruistic to others"

Sheepalicious McBigbutt (Sheepy)

Sheepy Grump
  • "Hips don't lie!"
  • ".3."
  • "Ore wa  ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo."
  • "Joey's gonna be a cop for the V. CONFIRMED."
  • "I was supposed to be making ramen. I chose to talk about bondage instead."
  • "Fish is delish."

ShinemanSpaghetti (Akaito/Keisuke)

  • "Too many waifus could ruin your laifu."
  • "I HAVE BECOME AKAITO, DESTROYER OF CHAT"
  • "Robots don't need grills."

Verbally Inescapable (Tales)

  • "Please don't ask me if I want to "Throw another shrimp on the barbie" because I will throw you on the barbie. (Right next to the prawns)'"
  • “(About the previous quote) I'm sure many Australians agree. There will be a festival and a bonfire. We’ll roast you over the bonfire using a little BBQ. Mmmmmmmmmmm, fried Yank. Tastes like freedom.”
  • “List of trash Tales is: Anime trash, cartoon trash, shipping trash, yaoi and yuri shipping trash, and just all-around trash”
  • “("What if lovers swapped bodies?") Imagine like Isa looking down his/her pants or Caulynn looking down his/her shirt and they're like "OOO Christmas came early"
  • "This is Narnia you uncultured swine"
  • "I THOUGHT MULTIS WERE TREES"
  • "This chat is more dead than JB's fanbase good god"
  • "Your 3DS is red, mine is blue, if you don't battle with me I'll hit you with a shoe."
  • "*whispers sweet nothings to Welcome to the Black Parade CD*"
  • "Love yourself for many reasons I'm too lazy to say. Be lazy."
  • "My ballroom dancing is krumping."
  • "Love is when you see you got three poptarts instead of two in a packet, that is love"
  • "I've been drinking cause... Pewds doesn't understand I love him. I'm just a little old shark, and he's a YouTuber. My name... is Shannon the Shark."
  • Verbally Inescapable aggressively eats gummi bears
  • "*puts on mask of the Queen* Hey gais, wanna pet my corgi~"
  • "I'd kiss the chat but I don't wanna molest my computer."

VeryAmused (VA)

  • "Lifes too short to give a fuck"
  • "8/8 Just enough water"
  • "Life is like a box of chocolates. I'm allergic to chocolate."
  • "I don't have that many quotes"
  • "THEY'RE A BAG OF DONGZ BRO"
  • "Nintendo making a good decision for miiverse is about as likely as finding a GameGear without a hundred scratches."
  • "Yo dog chill no worries m8. DJ Amuzle in dah houze gonna be all chill like and shizzle."

Xcano (Josh)

  • "Life is hard, and then you die"
  • "u no wat else is hard"
  • "I love you, sleep well"
  • "Nnnnnng"
  • "Nooooooooo"
  • "AAaaaaagh"
  • "I'm sorry"
  • "Am I annoying you?"
  • "How was your day?"
  • "Spagtetti"
  • "like a senpai but shit"
  • "<3 / That was for Maxi, my husband and child-bearer / Ssssh"

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